Keep On Trekkin’

Kirk: Do…you…have…any…idea…what…kind…of…life…form…it is…Spock…?…

Spock: You are not speaking logically captain. An intentional overuse of the ellipses is a sign of mental instability.

Bones: Dammit, Jim!!!

Kirk: But,…I…Can’t…speak…anyotherway. I…only…made…it…tothechapter…about…dramatic…pauses…in my…actingclass…before…I…got…the…audition…forthis…show…

Spock: Come over here so that I may pinch you on the neck. The good doctor will then take you to the sick bay rubber room.

Bones: Dammit, Jim!!!

Picard: Make it so, number one…

Kirk: Too…many…captains…spoil…thekitchensink…You…need…to…hit…the road…Picard…

Picard: You threaten me! I’ll Shakespearian-act your brains all over the Forbidden Zone, Kirk!

Bones: Dammit, Jim!!!

Chekov: Надрать ему задницу переигрывание Кирк!

Spock: Beyond logic, become this sketch it has. Hmmmm…

Kirk: Spock,…why…areyou…speakinglike…Yoda?