Darrin CarrMall Santa Prepares for Annual TransformationGRANTON, NS — A Nova Scotia man has begun the process of transforming himself into Santa Claus for his annual term as the jolly Holiday…Jul 25, 2017Jul 25, 2017
Darrin CarrCustomer Returns Grocery Cart to CorralCALEDON, ON — A collective gasp spread through a local supermarket this past Wednesday as a customer returned her shopping cart to the…Jul 13, 2017Jul 13, 2017
Darrin CarrResearch Finds Clothing Can Be Worn By AnybodyLUND, BC — After a series of studies that spanned over six decades, researchers have discovered that clothing — regardless of the wearer or…Jun 27, 2017Jun 27, 2017
Darrin CarrHigh School Bully Talks RetirementBELL NECK, NS — A rural Nova Scotia bully announced this past Thursday that he will no longer be beating kids up in and around the…Jun 19, 2017Jun 19, 2017
Darrin CarrMan Finds Drawstring Even At Both Ends — No Adjustment RequiredBADGER, NL — A Newfoundland man was amazed this past Monday to find his favourite hoody sweater, fresh from the wash, with both sides of…Jun 15, 2017Jun 15, 2017
Darrin CarrError Causes “Confusion” for Teen Reluctant to Take Out the GarbageLAIRD, SK — A teenage boy was startled this past weekend, when an attempt at honesty and helpfulness went unappreciated.Jun 9, 2017Jun 9, 2017
Darrin CarrStudy: Why Are Millennials Ruining Everything?HUNTER RIVER, PE — A study performed at King Gerald Gallant University has uncovered a startling revelation as to the actions and…Jun 7, 2017Jun 7, 2017
Darrin CarrInn Boasts Record for Most Serial Killers Checked-In at One TimeCHIBOUGAMAU, QC — An innkeeper in rural Québec was excited this past week to discover that he has been hosting a record number of convicted…Jun 1, 2017Jun 1, 2017
Darrin CarrOther Places, Other TopicsA continuously updated page of other things I’ve written, and where to find them.Jun 19, 2016Jun 19, 2016