TypeScriptures: The Book of Genesis, Chapter 1
In the beginning, God created the Web and HTML.
And the Web was without forms or voids; and darkness was upon the face of many sites. And the Spirit of God moved upon the rooms of the chat.
And God said, Let there be types: and there was TypeScript.
And God saw the TypeScript, that it was good: and God divided the TypeScript from the mess before it.
And God called the light TypeScript, and the darkness He called jQuery. And Angular2 and React were the dawn of a new day.
And God said, Let there be some sense to all of this code, and let it divide the fu from the bar: and it was pretty much so.
And God called the TypeScript movement Heaven. And linters and build tools were the second day.
And God said, Let the modules be gathered together unto one place, and let the clean code appear: and it was so.
And God called the clean code the New Normal: and the gathering together of the modules called He The Codebase: and God saw that it was good.
And God said, Let the New Normal bring forth styles, the visuals yielding usability after its kind, and the media query yielding responsiveness whose seed is in itself: and God saw that it was good.
And the emulators and CSS compilers were the third day.
And God said, Let there be lights in the test tools to divide the successes from the failures; and let them be for signs, and for specifications, and for shaming and bragging:
And the unit tests and integration tests were the fourth day.
And God said, Let the TypeScript bring forth abundantly the project managers that hath life, and QA engineers that may fly above the Codebase in the open firmament of the test harness.
And the pm’s and testers were the fifth day.
And God said, Let us make the Front-End Developer in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the color of the page, and over the handling of the event, and over the execution of the promise, and over the requesting of the resources, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the Codebase.
So God created the Front-End Dev in his own image, in the image of God created He them; overwhelmingly male and occasionally female created He them.
And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and code, and replenish the Codebase, and subdue it: and have dominion over the legacy code, and over the style guide, and over the unit tests, and E2E tests, and over every functional thing that moveth upon the Web.
And God saw that every thing that He had made, and behold, it was pretty good. And the homogeneity and the handful of women were the sixth day.