Soo . . . your contention is that you “need” alcohol to conduct your social life, but you “don’t…
Jennifer Snow

You put “need” in quotes. But the word is nowhere used in the article. You can use Ctrl-F (on Firefox at least) to check that in an instant. It’s highly unfair to attribute to the author a word that he never used.

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