Dave BurkeyI have lived a life thus far checkered with poor decisions.I eventually stumbled upon someone else who did exactly the same thing I was doing. We became internet friends. We came to find out we…Oct 24, 2019Oct 24, 2019
Dave BurkeyRio Reviews MoviesHello, and welcome to what I hope will become a regular blog entry. Movies. We all love them. We all have big opinions on them. And we…Mar 21, 2019Mar 21, 2019
Dave BurkeyTrouble in Adventure BayA harrowing story of police brutality has come to us from the small coastal town of Adventure Bay. A group of protesters had gathered…Mar 1, 2019Mar 1, 2019
Dave BurkeyThe Top 5 Best “Secret Menu Items” In Fast FoodIf you are a real American shit-pig like myself, then you know that what you see on the menu board at most restaurants isn’t REALLY all…Dec 13, 2018Dec 13, 2018
Dave BurkeyWe asked country mega-star Toby Keith where he was on 9/11Since that fateful day on 9.11.2001, most of us who are old enough to remember where we were or what we were doing have a story to tell…Sep 11, 2018Sep 11, 2018
Dave BurkeyI love this place and you probably couldn’t guess why.I’d like to take a moment to acknowledge that I love this building. Every once in a while if I am heading out East, I pass it again and I…Nov 20, 2017Nov 20, 2017
Dave BurkeyAlarming: Boston Dynamics robots have learned to accurately fill out re-CAPTCHA codesIn recent weeks, tech company Boston Dynamics has made gigantic strides in the capabilities of their robot division. Videos have surfaced…Nov 17, 2017Nov 17, 2017
Dave BurkeyIKEA to begin hiring new seasonal Minotaur positionIKEA, the Swedish home goods store, is massively popular for its inexpensive furniture, delightful food court experience and intricate…Oct 4, 2017Oct 4, 2017
Dave BurkeyScientists at Johns Hopkins have given sentient life to an American flagIn a shocking development, we have learned that research staff at Johns Hopkins University have been able to give sentient life to a…Sep 25, 2017Sep 25, 2017