Choose Your Own Trump (an interactive adventure)

48 choices. 25 endings. America is in your tiny hands.

Introduction

This a complete, interactive adventure where you are the 45th President of the United States. I hate to be the one to break this to you, but you are now Donald J. Trump. There are 48 choices for you to make and 25 different endings to discover. When Mike Pence falls in the Everglades, will you drain the swamp? When a terrorist demands you kick a state out of the union, which one will you pick? Just how many nukes will you actually drop?

It is up to you to actually Make America Great Again.

November 8, 2016

You’re backstage at the most tremendous victory party the world has ever seen. And believe you, you know what big crowds look like.

You look around and can already sense the new era of government you’re ushering in. Huge things are happening. Don Jr. is playing grabass with a Fox News reporter. Eric is riding a champagne cart. The ink is still wet on Ivanka’s clothing trademark deal with China. You look at all of your adult children that you’ve invited to be here and feel an immense pride.

A handler tells you it’s about time to go out on stage. You ask where Pence is at this crucial…