Hilarious and (ahem) true. My wife does this a lot. She is always disapointed when I truthfully reply that I am, “just enjoying the silence since the toddlers are sleeping,” or, “Korg has a new patch for its iPad synth that I need to download.”
When men ARE having profound thoughts, it’s when women aren’t around. I don’t know why we do this.
Great post, Colette!