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You are a smelly cat (but it’s not your fault — what are they feeding you?!?)! I would troll more, but this article does not threaten my beliefs — despite possessing overwhelmingly superior moral and intellectual abilities (which I earned through hard work, no thanks to immigrants), I lack the ability to detect sarcasm.

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