Cards Against Humanity Highlight Reel

In Rome there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted kids with ass cancer.

I learned the hard way that you can’t cheer up a grieving friend with suicidal thoughts.

War! What is it good for? Frolicking.

TSA guidelines now prohibit the morbidly obese on airplanes.

Next from J.k. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Praying the Gay Away

It’s a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with Kanye West.

What’s the gift that just keeps on giving?A defective condom.

I get by with a little help from my foreskin.

Michael Bay’s new three-hour action epic pits the four arms of Vishnu against one thousand slim jims.

Michael Bay’s new three hour action epic pits a mating display against classist undertones.

Introducing the amazing superhero/sidekick duo! It’s Judge Judy and the Token Minority!

But Before I kill you Mr. Bond I must show you Genuine Human Connection.

What helps Obama unwind? African children or road head.