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Your Family’s Tsunami Preparedness Guide From Someone Whose Family is All But Certain to Die in a…

Best of luck… you’re going to need it

Jun 13

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Jun 13

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FAQ: So You’re Trying to Get Out of Doing Your First Colonoscopy

Answers to your most pressing and ridiculous concerns

May 21

FAQ: So You’re Trying to Get Out of Doing Your First Colonoscopy

May 21

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My Six-Year-Old Won’t Dance With Me at a Bar Mitzvah, So Then What Was the Point of Having a Kid?

Do I have regrets? Maybe.

May 7

This image shows a man and a young girl in the midst of a playful dance or twirl. The man is bending slightly, holding the girl’s hand and arm as she leans back with her other arm extended, her foot kicking up behind her.

May 7

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Dave Goldstein

Ten Meetings with Lactation Consultants

Originally Published in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency on October 7, 2014

Oct 8, 2014

Ten Meetings with Lactation Consultants

Oct 8, 2014

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FAQ About How To Make This Your Best Seder Yet, So Long As No One Brings Up Israel

Originally published by The Weekly Humorist on April 22, 2024

Apr 22

FAQ About How To Make This Your Best Seder Yet, So Long As No One Brings Up Israel

Apr 22

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An Open Letter to Lisa Loeb: As I Approach 50, I’m Beginning to Accept that You and I Will Never…

Because all you need is love. And if not love, then matching eyewear.

1d ago

An Open Letter to Lisa Loeb: As I Approach 50, I’m Beginning to Accept that You and I Will Never…

1d ago

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An Open Letter To My Eleven-Year-Old Self: You Do Not, In The End, Turn Out To Be Very Much Like…

You turn out more like Jerry Orbach’s nebbish brother

Jul 9

An Open Letter To My Eleven-Year-Old Self: You Do Not, In The End, Turn Out To Be Very Much Like…

Jul 9

Dave Goldstein

Dave Goldstein

Dave's writing has appeared in McSweeney's, Weekly Humorist, Frazzled, Slackjaw, Jane Austen's Wastebasket, Tablet, and other places.

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