David AllsoppinGreener Pastures MagazineDear Attractive Young Waitress…I caught you looking over at meSep 201Sep 201
David AllsoppJohn Butcher Turns VegetarianJohn Butcher frequented his local village pub, The Clarion, with a sense of unerring consistency. His day would not feel complete unless…Aug 26Aug 26
David AllsoppIf Donald Trump Gave a Rally About His CupcakesAnd no, surprisingly, that wasn’t an innuendo.Aug 12Aug 12
David AllsoppDear Those With Ugly Feet who Still Choose to Walk Around BarefootPlease, just put some socks on.Aug 9Aug 9
David AllsoppA Conversation That Probably Took Place Between Kanye West and SocratesThe Father of Western Philosophy and Ye have a chatAug 9Aug 9
David AllsoppThat time Charles Darwin tried to pick Cardi B upThe father of Evolution running game.Aug 9Aug 9
