New Halloween Trailer

Is Creepy As F*ck!

David Caracciolo
Sep 6, 2018 · 3 min read

Micheal Myers is back and dominating Halloween costumes this year…

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Check out the new trailer for his next film, if you dare…

I’m at a loss for words, which doesn’t work in this Medium. Let’s cut to the chase. This first tracking shot following Myers around on Halloween is to die for…

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That’s followed by a series of haunting moments, expertly sliced to scare the living crap out of you!!!

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Jamie Lee Curtis makes a confession, she wants to kill Michael once and for all! And who can blame her?

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Looks like we’re going to get a Rocky-style training montage…

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Bring it on! She’s giving me badass Linda Hamilton vibes from Terminator…

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The trailer then goes into story mode. We catch glimpses of Myers being a stalker…

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It’s official, Michael is the tooth fairy…

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Cue famous Halloween theme music…

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Curtis goes full crazy lady at a bunch of kids and points her gun everywhere…

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You know this guy’s dead…

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Looks like Curtis might actually have a shot…

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Michael does an Undertaker impression…

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And the trailer ends with Curtis and Myers sharing a warm, family embrace…

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Although I’ve heard they won’t be siblings this time around! That’s right, this film is a direct sequel to the original 1978 film of the same name and ignores all the others in between, including the revelation that Curtis and Myers are related…

Credit: Jamie Lee Curtis’ Twitter

To say that I’m now looking forward to this film is an understatement. This looks great and I can’t wait for executive producer, John Carpenter, the original director slash co-creator of Halloween, to have another stab at the material…

“Thirty-eight years after the original Halloween, I’m going to help to try to make the 10th sequel the scariest of them all.” — John Carpenter

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Thanks for reading. Here’s a video I found that fans can relate to…

For another trailer breakdown…

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