Conceptual Cereal Ideas

Honey Clusters of Nihilism: Crunchy on the outside, meaningless on the inside!

Revisionist History Puffs: Each bite feels like your first!

Epiphany Krispies: They make fleeting but significant a-ha sounds when you put them in milk!

Ennui-O’s: Unsinkable, but…oh, who cares, anyway? Whatever.

Cinnamon Frosted Enmities: They make the milk boil on contact, and just a hint of brown sugar!

Solipsism Loops: Made just for you!

Schroedinger’s O’s: Seriously, don’t open the box. Walk away.

Ineffable Crunch: It’s so…it’s like…it’s just…

Paradoxical Mini-Wheats: They’re enormous!