ZL Week 1 Primer
Saturday September 8th 2018

Fazedelphia FaZe Clan and Cliffs of Seau, 1st and 8th respectively in the draft order, came out of the draft with the highest auction-value of players.
Team Osborn was robbed before the draft was even over, losing Jerick McKinnon to an ACL tear, again, before the draft was even over.

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Last season, quarterbacks who went undrafted in more than 50 percent of ESPN leagues finished as a top-10 weekly performer at the position 89 times. Last season, quarterbacks who were drafted in more than 50 percent of ESPN leagues finished as a top-10 weekly performer at the position 81 times.

Even though The Baltimore Shady Things took a risky early QB, he didn’t even make the 2018 Projection chart that Ben gave me. That’s a god damn shame.

Team Attack (is that the correct name? it’s awful) snuck a sneaky fuckin 2 top 5 RB drafts. If someone forks over the 90 dollars or whatever to buy a month of slack we can go back and view how he did this. He may have hacked the mainframe.
Le’veon Bell is embroiled in a probably-massively-overestimated-by-the-media drama storm via his holdouts with Steelers’ management and his baby dick teammates.
Last season, only Le’Veon Bell, Melvin Gordon, Todd Gurley and Kareem Hunt had a higher percentage of their team’s red zone carries than …
Marshawn Lynch.

I don’t know anything interesting about these players. I need people to help me write this shit or just write it for me. I told Ethan to name his team An-Tendies-o Brown.
Cliffs of Seau got 2 top 5 WRs but his RB core sits along side Team Osborn (after McKinnon injury) and Team Gentzler (seems to have even less of an idea of what he’s doing than me)

The 95 to 95 projection of this legendary week 1 matchup is a nail-biter. The Cliffs of Seau have 6 >20 OPRK ratings and Fazedelphia FaZe Clan has only 3 >20 OPRK ratings and 3 <15 OPRK ratings strongly implying that without the very favorable schedules for their players, Cliffs of Seau would probably not have achieved such a contentious projection.
For more stats about the first week of ZL Football, check the google doc compiled by the bigger of the Bens. Link



