The Diary of Donald Trump: June 9th, 2016
Sarah Cooper

Great article. Amazing how you’re able to channel He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. But I suppose it’s easier when the subject’s vocabulary only contains 527 words.

Sometimes I think that a computer could be programmed to randomly pick a noun, a couple of adjectives and a verb from a list created from his tweets and it would sound just like him. It’s foreign policy statements might even be an improvement. Now, there’s an idea! — David Grace