How to Win Friends and Influence People

Picture credit: J. W. Whimper

By David DeLuca

  1. Interrupt at least one person every day.
  2. Say something you’ve never said before, even if it doesn’t make sense right away. It might if you wait.
  3. Eat a healthy amount of cruciferous vegetables daily. (Think dark leafy greens.)
  4. Tell your mom she’s a badass awesome nugget of cool.
  5. 50 jumping jacks. (Can be yours or someone else’s)
  6. Delete your Tinder account and create a joke account instead.
  7. Disagree with yourself.
  8. Celebrate something stupid in a smart way. (NB: You will look stupid.)