How to Win Friends and Influence People
By David DeLuca
- Interrupt at least one person every day.
- Say something you’ve never said before, even if it doesn’t make sense right away. It might if you wait.
- Eat a healthy amount of cruciferous vegetables daily. (Think dark leafy greens.)
- Tell your mom she’s a badass awesome nugget of cool.
- 50 jumping jacks. (Can be yours or someone else’s)
- Delete your Tinder account and create a joke account instead.
- Disagree with yourself.
- Celebrate something stupid in a smart way. (NB: You will look stupid.)