2015/03/15 — Beurgeur Deux

So, I apologize in advance for the late post, this post is partly censored because the discussions that surrounded this burgerfest were precisely… rated X.

We did our taxes earlier in the day — we both made out pretty well, and got home relatively early enough that we decided: HEY, BURGAHZ!

Henceforth, we picked up Meghan and trotted to the trough. We had an argument on the way there on which was the best way to go. Stephen had to make the toughest decision of his life: listen to me or Meghan whom he’s known longer. Both ways are fine but I like my way because you can just close your eyes, go straight, and you’re pretty much there. Meghan’s way is more fun and involves cutting through some parking lots as if you were a soccer mom who can’t-stand-to-fucking sit-through-this-traffic-light-because-her-kids-suck-and-takes-the-parking-lot-at-70-mph-on-vicodin type of thing.

I digress.

So I mention that I can’t necessarily post what we discussed: things were revealed, black mail was conjured — but it was a freeing experience. It was like sitting in a confessional box, but at the end, you got a burger instead of some priest telling you what to pray to wash your sins away. I washed them away with a burger instead. Or was it more like a Spanish novela? No sé, Enrique.

There’s also other stuff that happened. Another time… Everyone else has been well informed of this other stuff.

Burgers

David — The Bigger Mac

2 grass-fed patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, sesame seed bun

Stephen — The Bigger mac

Meghan — A Cheese Variation of Her Last Burger

**Local Grass-Fed Grind; gruyere; bacon; crispy fried portabello; lettuce tomato on the side**

Highlights

So Meghan’s variation is she got gruyère cheese instead of goat cheese on her last burger. We vowed that we take the angle of changing minute things to see how it affects the total flavor of the burger. She said that she enjoyed the cheese, as cheese is her whole life, but preferred goat cheese because that’s her natural favorite.

Stephen and I got the same burger, usually I don’t like lettuce on my burger but I got it for him. It ended up coming shredded and I thought I’d be able to take it off, but as I took off the lettuce, most of the special sauce got taken off too. The Bigger Mac is the best deal on the menu, unless you vow for the chicken and get a ton of toppings. But two beef patties — you can’t beat that.

Bonus Photo