That day in class, like that night at the party, I wanted to calmly rise from my seat, grab my coat, bow politely and say, “Fuck this.”
How I Ruin Social Events

Haaa, this is totally me at pretty much any social function that does not involve blood relatives or friends I have met since pretty much before The Internet.

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