I don’t want to complain about things

But why have I not grown a set of wings?

For no one is invited to any dings

Unless they have a set of wings

That, my friends, is hardly fair

Not even in the corporate state of Delaware

The conservatives blame me the Liberals blame them

And then they fly away again

So here I sit without any wings

And all the finer things said wings bring

Droppings trickle from the sky

And they fall in my eye

I’m told it’s my own fault for looking up

The Flyers call me an Ungrateful pup

And laugh as they fly away

To shit on me another day.