The iconic Theatre Paris is no more.
Oh that Portland Oregon we all so adore.
From burlesque house to theater to porno chic.
Back to theater then improv theater then sex club, how unique.
All places into which curious Portlanders may wish to sneak.
To have a peek. To have a peek. To have a peek.
But they took the sign down.
Moved it out of town.
Sent it away without a :-(
This is not my Portland town. This is not my Portland town.
Financiers wish to turn it into a nightclub spot.
Where the people are slightly less hot to trot.
And they took down the sign because it was filled with metal rot.
Portland is now squeaky clean and three quarters less hot.