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That Coast Guard security patrol around Mar-a-Lago is NECESSARY! We wouldn’t want the Russian sub colliding with the Russian spy ship that trawl’s up and down our eastern seaboard all week waiting for Trump to return to their rendezvous base (Mar-a-Lago) now would we? How else is Donnie going to get his next week’s instructions? Duh! You fools need to quit bringing up Doublespeak Donnie’s past pronouncements like how he’d rarely leave the White House because there was too much work to do and how much time Obama spent golfing. That was then. This is now. Everything’s different. Why can’t you people GET THAT?

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