I went out on a date once. The girl was pretty cold-shouldered, but also quite beautiful, so I was trying to see where it could go in the time that we had together.

I had a history of winning people over. I was told my whole life it was always about having a positive attitude, so I tried to make her laugh and smile.

I showed her some writing and she laughed. I thought we were getting somewhere. She said I had a lot of work to do but thought, in her opinion, that I would never be anything great.

So I looked up at her and said, “you know what wouldn’t make you such a cunt anymore”?

She asked, “what”?

And I walked right out of the bar and never came back.

There is no reason to ever call a woman, a person, a human with feelings, that word.

Unless they deserve it.