The Two Little Dickheads were crushing it, then they got crushed, here’s what to do if it happens to you. By David Dickhead Tieck So… Your show has been affected by Covid. FUCK. It’s the fucking worst. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. So, what do you do? Here’s my personal…

Pinnacles are hard to reach. This is probably because they always put them up high — pricks — it’s not enough that tall people get the NBA, good views at concerts and the freshest air in the whole dang city, but they also get to be closer to pinnacles! Plus…

Dusk. DUSK. Dusk. Dusk has a way of messing with your mind. The darkening sky, the cooling air, the night owls coming out of their nests, the day owls heading back inside and wondering if they really are owls at all. Dusk makes a person ask questions of themselves, questions…

The Hamburg zoo is nothing particularly special. It’s a nice zoo, the grounds are lovely, and there are some cool beasts from the animal world, but as far as zoos go it’s just — fine. There are no Panda bears. The last time the news covered the birth of adorable…

Consider this… It’s cold outside. Rain is falling, a full moon is shining, and wind is blowing. But you’re fine with rain, you’re sweet with the moon, and you’re a-ok with wind, but you don’t like cold. Not one little bit. “Shiver” you think with your body when you think…

Every year, at the end of the year, or the beginning of the next year — one thing is clear — every media outlet in the world does the same thing — produce one or more list of things they consider to be the best example of a thing that…

Well it’s that time again everyone. Another year has come to a close. And with that lots of things are true — optimism for a new start, summer and/or winter, depending on where you are, is stepping up a notch, and/or not changing much, again, depending on where you are…

The Impetus Drawing — I’ve always said that the ability to draw is what separates humankind from beast. “Um” I hear you say “there have definitely been monkeys that can draw, and I even think I may have seen whale paint a picture once”. And you’re right, you did see…

There are lots of things I have considered doing when this current dealy is all over: - Milking a moo cow (the only kind of cow I’ll even acknowledge). - Monitoring the migratory patterns of clams (They might look like they mostly stand still, but I am not THAT easily fooled). - Sanding down saw mills until they’re practically just saw huts. - Nocturnal donkey breeding…