J.B. DavisinThe HavenMy Bully Promised To Finally Beat Me Up At Our Twenty-Year High School ReunionI was beside myself as he walked up to me and politely introduced himself to my wife and kids, but ended with a promise to finish…Aug 17, 20231Aug 17, 20231
J.B. DavisinThe HavenMocking Your Baby is Good for the SoulLet’s be honest, the demands of a baby are no laughing matter. From the ear piercing screeching to the never ending diaper changes, it’s a…Apr 6, 20232Apr 6, 20232
J.B. DavisinThe HavenPlease Note — Extending Your Vehicle Warranty is Some Serious ShitI just don’t understand why someone would pass up the opportunity to renew their vehicle’s extended warranty. You never know when it could…Dec 27, 20211Dec 27, 20211
J.B. DavisinThe HavenConfessions of a Thrift Store EmployeeThe smell of stale clothing fills my nostrils as unusually slow fan blades cut through the musty air. They offer no relief. Roy Orbison’s…Jul 17, 2021Jul 17, 2021
J.B. DavisinSlackjawMcGruff The Crime Dog Pens Letter From PrisonI took a bit more than a bite out of crime. I took a plea deal for voluntary manslaughter.Oct 1, 2020Oct 1, 2020