And I know Becky is gonna call my ass out for my overuse of profanity in this piece, but I literally cannot articulate a fucking sentence without the word fuck in it because I’m so fucking pissed! ALSO none of my dignified letters to Congress without the word fuck in them seem to be making an impact, so I’ll try this tactic: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuuuuuuuuck. I literally want to go scream into a canyon.
Dear Congress.
Stephanie Wittels Wachs

I second the previous comment. It’s so unbearably funny, so hysterically tragically funny.