34 Ways to Know That You’ve Made it as a Writer of Fiction
Sep 2, 2018 · 4 min read

1. When the amount of money you make from your writing is equivalent to the amount you pay for the alcohol that you’re drinking.
2. The stories you write are better than the ones you read.
3. A stranger comes up to you at a party and asks if you are Andy Dick, and you say, “No, I am not Andy Dick.” And the stranger says, “Well, then, fuck…

