DAYS I HAVEN’T MET CHARLIE BROOKER

Rejection, Guidance…Brainstorming again.

Inner Dialogues

- Us are not schizo -

Day 60

9. INT. DAY. MY HEAD

ME 2

You alright?

ME 1

Yeah, I’m cool. It’s just…well, guess I’m used to it. Maybe I’m overreacting.

ME 2

Maybe. But it’s alright, we all do it every now and then. You don’t have to beat yourself because of it.

ME 1

I just feel like I’m repeating myself, that’s all. Like I might bother people complaining over and over and over…

ME 2

You’re high-maintenance, I’ll give you that. But at least you keep it between us most of the times…well, and to this “Days” thing now…

ME 1

Think I’ve always been a crier.

ME 2

Yep. Anyway, you should be thinking about your next spec. What do you have so far.

ME 1

Not much. I know it’s going to be a drama, but I can’t decide in what way. I’m still having some issues concentrating because of…well, you know…

ME 2

It’s not like you have much of a choice, is it? You haven’t written a new spec in a long time, they just rejected one. You kind of have to pick up your shit and start creating.

ME 1

I love how sometimes you talk like you weren’t part of me.

ME 2

I became your motivational coach over the past few weeks, that’s what’s going on. If it was up to me, Charlie would be buying us a beer right now!

ME 1

Now it just sounds like I have schizophrenia. Ok, you got to understand, it was the same script I sent to S, you know?

ME 2

Dude, you want me to go hop on my DeLorean and replace it with another one a few days ago, before she reads it? Move the fuck on!

ME 1

That was harsh…

ME 2

She’s a different person than those over-bloated contests. She might actually enjoy it. And if she doesn’t, which is a very real possibility, you need to improve yourself and keep writing. And how the fuck do we do that?

ME 1

Yeah, you’re right. Thought you said it was alright for me to complain between us.

ME 2

It is. Then it’s time to do what you have to do. Otherwise, you are just schizophrenic…

…Day 60, Charlie, Us is going to work now!