We Didn’t Steal Your Data

David Berkowitz
Mar 26, 2018 · 3 min read

Inspired by the 1,366 apps that I willingly let access my Facebook account, and the fond memories I had with all too many of them

Harry’s, Jetman, Everyplay
Kred, Pespi Paint Your Face
Hipstamatic, HelloShopper,
Miso, Miitomo

JunoWallet, Radar, Resy
Sausage Party, Priceline, Quirky
Quizzes, QuizUp, Quotesome, Quora
Pose, PolitiGo

Give with Friends, Stay.com,
Summify, Taste Savant,
Tango, Ticketfly,
and Blurb Bookify

Expert Insight, Walgreens,
Voter, Voxy, Vivastream
Simpsons Tapped Out, News360,
Havaianas, mySI

We didn’t steal your data
You gave us permission — it was your decision
We didn’t steal your data
No we didn’t grab it
But we’re glad to have it


Monk-e-Maker, PlacePop,
Nextdoor, Nudifier, Nosh
Rockmelt Beta, Chatville, Stella
Causes, Groupon

BeKnown, AwesomeBox,
Belly, Boggle, Cooala,
Del.icio.us falls,
Riddle, Sched.com

EyeEm, Everyme,
PaperKarma, Paper.li,
Data Wallet, PeerIndex,
Action Movie FX

Banjo, Circle of Friends,
Crossy Road, Dissident,
MySpace, Marketplace,
Mashable Comments

We didn’t steal your data
You gave us permission — it was your decision
We didn’t steal your data
No we didn’t grab it
But we’re glad to have it

TinyTown, Thumbtack,
UrbanSpoon, Urtak,
SpotHero, Spotify,
Hasbable, Happify

LevelUp, ReplyAll,
WGT Baseball,
Yahoo Weather, TVGuide,
Happy Slider, Kyte, Glide

Kodak Gallery, MakeItFor.Us,
Headspace, Mafia Wars,
Hootsuite, Hot Potato,
Go Hamster by Kia Soul

YouNow, Yearly Leaf,
PayPal and Fight Bruce Lee
Clumsy Ninja, X1 Pro,
Nuji, Nikon SSO

We didn’t steal your data
You gave us permission — it was your decision
We didn’t steal your data
No we didn’t grab it
But we’re glad to have it

HESS Racer, He-Man,
AngelList, Diesel Island
TripIt, Lijit,
Zagat Survey, Zap2It

LeadersCentral, Ladders
Brewster, Breathometer,
Opuss, Ride Austin,
Draw Something, Dwarven Den

Postmates, Shop This Next,
Pixel People, Pinterest,
Replay My Day, USA Today,
Group Gifts by eBay

We didn’t steal your data
You gave us permission — it was your decision
We didn’t steal your data
No we didn’t grab it
But we’re glad to have it

Bitmoji, Words with Friends,
Google Glass back again,
Microsoft, Smallknot,
Wanna Spoon, Wahwah

Blendr, Blippr, Life is Crime,
Cork’d, Converse Made By
Aardvark, Crackin’ Gangnam,
Instacart, Instagram

Kim Kardashian: Hollywood,
China’s WeChat, Flipboard,
Uber, Lyft, Parking Wars
I can’t accept terms anymore!

We didn’t steal your data
You gave us permission — it was your decision
We didn’t steal your data
But when you are gone
It will still live on and on and on and on

We didn’t steal your data
You gave us permission — it was your decision
We didn’t steal your data
No we didn’t grab it
But we’re glad to have it

We didn’t steal your data
You gave us permission — it was your decision
We didn’t steal your data
No we didn’t grab it
But we’re glad to have it

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