Divorce: The Good Stuff
We all know that going through a divorce sucks. But being divorced doesn’t have to. Here are just a few of the things I love about being divorced.
- No more burying my head in pillows to sleep through the snoring
- Way less laundry to do. Like almost none.
- I can eat cereal or yogurt for dinner if i want to
- No more pee splashes to step in
- Shoes. More shoes.
- The house is as cold or warm as i want it to be
- Going out with my girlfriends without feeling guilty
- I get sole custody of the reclining chair — and remote, if i want
- No more having to find everything for him
- I can go find somebody better!