Why Liberals Are Wrong About Trump
Glenn Rockowitz
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Hey, you, Mr. America-hating Commie, where the fuck are the measurements? How am I supposed to make raspberry god damn scones if I don’t know how much baking powder, lemon zest, and salt to combine in the large mixing bowl? Huh? Huh? You ever pause to think about that while you were perpetrating a cultural Jihad against Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and the entire U.S. of A? Am I missing something here? I could be, because I didn’t read past the first step…just scrolled down to see if you had actually included an “Ingredients” section or were just like, “Fuck it. Let them all starve.”

Also, screw you for making me realize I don’t know how to spell “raspberry.” Seriously, has it always had a ‘p’ in it? I thought it was two ‘s’s…

Trump does suck though. I’m just pissed you fucked up this recipe.

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