A dialogue between R and B
R. I think I’m going to hit myself in the head with a hammer.
B. [Alarmed] What?! Why?
R. Well, as you know, I’ve been in a rut lately. I just can’t get anything done. So I thought, “What…
Dear Senators of North Carolina,
Whereas you have taken an oath:
I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all…