929. For the following reasons

  1. You are inconsistent with the part of your hair.

2. You’ve twice mixed up Frank and Joe Hardy (henceforth, The Hardy Boys).

3. *

4. You ordered vegan tacos and diet iced tea at that Barbecue place on my birthday.

*Editor’s note: Reason #3, “I’m incapable of dealing with my shit in an adult fashion.” has been removed.

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