929. For the following reasons
- You are inconsistent with the part of your hair.
2. You’ve twice mixed up Frank and Joe Hardy (henceforth, The Hardy Boys).
4. You ordered vegan tacos and diet iced tea at that Barbecue place on my birthday.
*Editor’s note: Reason #3, “I’m incapable of dealing with my shit in an adult fashion.” has been removed.
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