971. No cash on board
“No cash on board,” the decal on the van read.
To my eye though, the driver seemed the comfortably employed sort that’d have a least a few singles in his wallet.
Why then, did his employers feel the need to belittle his economic standing?
I considered this peculiar act of employer-employee relations as gasoline cascaded down my Dodge Stratus.
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