A Spell to Bind Donald Trump and All Those Who Abet Him: August 8th Mass Ritual
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***URGENT plea, to those looking to participate** 
Might I suggest one modification to the incantation? 
“I call upon you
To bind
Donald J. Trump
So that he may fail utterly
That he may do no harm
To any human soul”

I have serious misgivings about the line “that he may fail utterly”. *Please* consider simply striking that line. I know the intention is that he will fail in doing harm, but it is written incorrectly.

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