I am a huge girl. 280 pounds of lard. I am good with that. I am not going to put limitations on my friends when they need to talk about their issues. Whether that issue is an extra 5 pounds, 50 pounds or not being able to gain an ounce.

I am not going to put limitations on my friends because of the size of my own ass.

Why you choose to, is beyond me.

You are saying you are only willing to be their friend on a limited basis. If they are dating or married and you are not, or visa versa is talking about the SO off limits, too? If they are having parental issues or sibling issues and you have dead parents or siblings or no siblings at all, is that topic taboo as well. If they have or do not have a job or a dog or an ingrown toenail and you have had issues with those, too, are those subjects off limits as well?

Where do you quit drawing the line on friendship to protect your own sensitivities?

Why bother to have friends if you are going to limit the level of friend you are willing to be? Did you warn these people that you are like this?

Actually, i guess that is a rhetorical question seeing as how you wrote this. If there were not warned before, they have been now.