Cosmopolitan

If we’re meeting for cocktails and you beat me to the bar, order me a cosmopolitan.

I am a classicist when it comes to cocktails.

I want them clean, original and straight up. That means a Cosmopolitan should consist of Good Vodka, Grand Marnier, Cranberry Juice, and a Lime. Served straight up in a chilled martini glass.

Don’t suggest a “better” cosmopolitan with Citrus Vodka. Or try to convince me that lemons would be better. Please don’t try to “Ultimate”, “Upgrade” or “Skinny” my cocktail.

Stick with the classics and we’ll be friends.