Stream of Consciousness of a Woman While Jeans Shopping
Kathryn Margaret Rose

Here’s what a guy thinks: Shit I need new jeans. There’s that discount store around the block that even carries my size, sometimes, 36x30. Let’s see what they got — no known designer names there, but decent jeans for $10 or less. Do I want the black ones with rivets or the dark blue ones with v’s stitched on the butt? There’s no dressing room, get both and try them on at home. Oh yeah I need (cheap irregular) underwear. Wow! They have a big selection of cotton/polyester Fedoras for $2.99! All the cool rock stars like Orianthi wear hats. Which one do I like? Time to check out!