Don’t think you need SAD to be SAD,
when you feel on how you feel.
Because, today you are You,
that is truer than true.
There is no one alive who is Youer than You.

Go outside and smile today,
during the day and night too!
Live to be alive! And I promise you,
Youer than you, that you’ll never feel a dive — Especially out in the sun.
High Five!

*So go duck a bark, oink a moo, quack a woof!*
You’ll feel higher than Noah’s Ark, and your hoof will never be aloof.

What else could I say?
Eat what you are what you eat.
95% of happiness doesn’t always come from 53.4% meat ;)
I’m surer than sure, if the Youer than you loves what you chew,
Give a try sometime, in the meantime, and after this rhyme too.

And so ends the rules on how to be bad at being sad.
*When in doubt, always remember that you got some friends and forks too!*
And more importantly remember,
I will always love you.