Oh My Holy Deity!? What The F*! Trump? I Swore Off Political Commentary But I am So Close To Breaking My Vow.

You Cannot Drive a Cart On The Green. You Just Cannot F%!*ing Do it Man. What is Wrong With You? Plus You Have Really Put On Some Weight. Maybe Try Walking Instead Of A Cart For Once

Geezus Christie and crap on a cracker. This is insane.

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