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You can talk about sex? in the open? at your workplace? in 2017? Holy mother fucking shit on a cracker. Where in the fuck do you work? Mars. I thought such things were no longer possible. You can’t even think about sex at the places I have worked, let alone talk about it.

And you are not joking, you are 100% dead serious? Vulgar, crude, crass jokes out in the open, Like the word dick and such, are actually spoken aloud and laughed at? in the presence of persons of the opposite sex? This isn’t like an Arby’s or something is it? I do love their new beef Gyro and sure could go for one right now even though it is currently 4:50am. A small Mountain Dew to wash it down would be awesome too, but I digress.

It’s got to be one of these new fangled tech companies right? Some silicon valley hot shot bro paradise? or something? Wonders never cease. Sorry about the girl diss though, that does really suck. Those dudes do not understand how lucky they are. How good they have it. If you would like they are welcome to an internship at my current place of employment. I will be sure to let HR know because they will be spending a lot of time with them.


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