Everything I can’t do…
Linda Caroll

I suck at anything that requires mirror-image instruction. I’m that girl in group exercise class always facing the wrong direction. The one that hits you in the face. I heard the instructor say left. She was facing me. I saw her arm move right. So sorry.

I’m the one who gets lost in enclosed offices because my brain hasn’t figured out how to trace my steps in reverse. I pretend to talk on my cell phone until I figure my way out.

Directions? Please don’t ask me. It’s for your own good, trust me.