10 Things Everyone Else Is Doing Except You — The Responsible Adult

1. “Hangin’ out with the fambam!”
2. Travel like there’s no tomorrow — because millennials yolo
3. Take mirror selfies at Forever21, American Eagle Outfitters, or any other outlet that makes them feel like Yeezus
4. Dating. Yup.
5. Ah yes, clubs and parties because you’re too busy working from home
6. “Spa date with my main girls!”
7. Flatlays on Instagram only to have haters just because yours is on point
8. Pokemon Go, apparently
9. Middle-class citizen by day, pretentious savage political analyst by night
10. #blessed

And you? Tea is fine. Or Netflix. And maybe some soft, warm pancakes.