Deniz Cebenoyan35 going on 10Twenty-five years after the social hell of adolescence, I found my self-esteem once again at the mercy of a 10-year-old girl’s acceptance…Jan 11, 20191Jan 11, 20191
Deniz CebenoyaninGenetically StrandedI’m SorryA few apologies, and a rumination on the essence of apologies. I probably should’ve been Catholic. Or Jewish. (Please please please let me…Mar 18, 2018Mar 18, 2018
Deniz CebenoyanStudy Finds Women Still Trail Men in Field of Sexual HarassmentA new study released this week showed startling disparities between men and women in the field of sexual assault.Jan 8, 2018Jan 8, 2018
Deniz CebenoyaninGenetically StrandedWhy Can’t We Be Friends?An impressively unscientific case for empathy, at a time when we need it the most. We’re all the same, guys.Sep 5, 20172Sep 5, 20172
Deniz CebenoyaninGenetically StrandedDreams from my Father(’s Demented Daughter), vol. 1If dreams are a pathway into our truest self, my truest self is a 9-year-old boy idiot savant. Or maybe just an idiot.Apr 24, 2017Apr 24, 2017
Deniz CebenoyaninGenetically StrandedBurn Your IdolsWe regularly build people up so highly that we’ve never even met, only to be let down crushingly by their inevitable flaws. But maybe —…Mar 17, 2017Mar 17, 2017
Deniz CebenoyaninGenetically StrandedO America!An anecdotal counterpoint to the ever-popular American threat of moving to Canada in times of turmoil.Dec 21, 20162Dec 21, 20162
Deniz CebenoyaninGenetically StrandedThe Funny DoctorA case for making a killer standup routine required for med school admission.Oct 14, 2016Oct 14, 2016
Deniz CebenoyaninGenetically StrandedLife and Death on Social MediaSocial networks have made it easier than ever to share information with people who it turns out, really don’t give a shit about you. But…Aug 23, 2016Aug 23, 2016