
The Router of All Evil
it made me leave home
with the quest for a better loam
it made me chase school
with the promise of inheriting its pool
it made her chase me
not to say i am the most attractive
it made me chase her
for her features were the most destructive
it chased her from me
not to say everything lasts forever
it rented me a house
distinguishing me from a mouse
it bought me a bed
to dream more of its delay
it fixed me a hot plate
not to say it was an everyday promise
it made me debt
for this i could not afford a date
for this i have sworn enemies to date
it made me single
not to say that i don’t mingle
it made me aspire
for the thought of it continues to inspire
to ounce a gain
to chase her again
to redeem my lost ego
to pronounce wealth
to announce health
to celebrate a meal
to calibrate a wish