To dispel any shyness I’ll go first. Here are a few more puns I’ve collected:—
Michael Fontaine

Parebo ut parentibus paream?

Or even Parebo ut parentibus parantibus paream?

Only thing is that doesn’t remind you that pario is 3rd-conjugation i-stem. But I’ll figure something out. . . .

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