50 Funniest Graphic Design Jokes 😂

Design Nerd
5 min readApr 26, 2022

Designers are a special breed. We have our own language, our own jokes, and our own way of looking at the world. Design is serious business. But that doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun with it too!

Here are some of the best funniest graphic design jokes:

Q: Why do graphic designers love to party?
A: Because they know how to kern up the heat!

Q: How do graphic designers stay in shape?
A: By doing vector-cises!

Q: What did the graphic designer say when they finished a project?
A: “I’m font and center!”

Q: How do graphic designers stay cool in the summer?
A: They use Adobe Illustrator’s Mesh Tool!

Q: What’s a graphic designer’s favorite type of music?
A: Heavy metal, because it’s full of bold fonts!

Q: Why did the graphic designer get kicked out of school?
A: For using too much clip art!

Q: What do you call a graphic designer who only uses one font?
A: Helvetica-for-leather!

Q: Why did the graphic designer go broke?
A: Because they couldn’t find their cache!

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