Hustler My TV turns on automatically at 5:00am. I set the wake-up timer to perpetually engage at the same time every day. As soon as my feet hit the floor, I reach over and plug in my stinger. First thing on the agenda is coffee. …

BB War at Central Unit After nearly a century of murders, race wars, riots, and unimaginable violence, the decision was made to keep Central Unit locked down indefinitely. The barred cells that were normally open all day were now closed around the clock. Cages were placed on the showers so…

BGF Vs. AB Prior to the birth of the Aryan Brotherhood, in California prisons, white inmates had been the majority population since the very first guard tower had been erected. …

BB War / Origins Arizona shares its entire southern border with Mexico, and just like all border states, it has a large population of undocumented immigrants. It’s a well-known fact that prison is a microcosm of society; so, when there’s immigrants in Arizona there’s immigrants in Arizona prisons. The immigrants…

Sounds of solitaire A fart. That’s what woke me up today. A fucken fart followed by a stupid ass giggle. Every time the bastard in cell eight farts, that immature fucker in cell six laughs. Fart. Giggle. Fart. Giggle. They follow each other like a kitten after yarn. Farts don’t…

The fox Just like in nature, prison society can be demarcated into two categories; predator and prey. And just like in the wild, a proportionate amount of both need to exist in order for the ecosystem to thrive. While predators in the penitentiary come in many forms, the prey are…

Time with a girlfriend Three years doesn’t seem so long to an inmate, especially when you are surrounded by guys serving double-digit terms and life sentences. When I received my sentence, the inmates were actually congratulating me like it was a victory. “Three years ain’t shit!” was the prevailing sentiment…

She saved me I just spent the last 5 years in solitaire confinement. The first two years were the worst years of my entire life. At six foot four and tipping the scales at 250lbs, I was generally the baddest dude in the room, no matter whose room I was…

Personalities Part 1 Prison is just like normal society; in that we have a wide range of personality types. Some of the personalities that exist in prison are so incompatible with society that they are found in huge concentrations behind bars; an example would be the thief or the addict. …