10 Ways to Make Your Workouts Less Boring

Devin Greene
Aug 27, 2017 · 1 min read

1. Smoke weed

2. Exhale and wobble your lips like a horse in a stable

3. Listen to “dark and angry hip hop” on Spotify

4. Imagine having to pull a demon out of your chest

5. Imagine running up the neck of a long dragon and thrusting a sword in its left ear before falling back to earth

6. Reaffirm that “they ain’t ready”

7. Think about death, as personified in Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey, staring at you through a two-way mirror. “I HOPE YOU LIKE THE VIEW DEATHHH!”

8. Breath like someone just yelled at you on the highway

9. Pretend you’re a snake

10. Never do any of this in public

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Devin Greene

Youtube.com/DevinGreene. Stand-up Comedian. Documentary Filmmaker. Video Blogger. Animal. Vegetable. Mineral. Friend.

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