Six Celebrities Dish On Their Most Embarrassing Sex Stories!

Devin Wallace
Jul 25, 2017 · 2 min read
You won’t believe what this person, the person in the picture, said!

I sat down with six celebrities and asked them about their most embarrassing stories in bed. You won’t believe some of these memories! Welcome to Hollywood, baby!

Will Smith: “My what? Most embarrassing sex story? No…I don’t think I want to talk about that.”

Talk about cringe-worthy!

Martin Sheen: “That’s just not appropriate. I’ve been waiting for my order for thirty minutes. When will it be done?”

Oh brother!

Charlize Theron: “I ordered the Buffalo Wings. Why are you asking me about my sex life? Do you even work here?”

How will she ever live that one down?

Howie Mandel: “Come on man, I brought my kids here. We go to Applebee’s once a month. Don’t ruin this for us. My sex life? Seriously?”

Talk about a “no deal!” Because of the show Deal or No Deal!

Helen Mirren: “Thoroughly inappropriate. Please let me speak to the manager of this Applebee’s franchise. I simply wanted a no-cheese quesadilla.”

Say it ain’t so!

Paul Dano: “Many augusts ago, I spent a week at a Ukrainian sex club and woke up covered in blood next to a woman I only knew as Volga. I was dressed in a tuxedo. A man named Claude escorted me through the city to an underground bunker where I met The Commission. They gave me a new passport, a new identity, and a new face. The face once belonged to a Swiss banker named Jean-Vincent Develle. He perished in a mountain climbing accident in 2009. I traveled to Switzerland and returned to his wife and three children. They were overjoyed. We ate together, vacationed together, and they called me Papa. I have never experienced such love and warmth. But after a period of two years, The Commission demanded payment. They never forget. So we escaped through the Alps with the help of a local farmer, Maurice. Oh Maurice, how they tortured you. We’ve been living under assumed names in Austria ever since. I am an insurance salesman. My wife is a schoolteacher. My kids have never suspected I am the American actor Paul Dano. I spend every moment looking over my shoulder, in fear of my new family. My wife whispers in my ear as she thinks I fall asleep. Jean-Vincent, my Prince, my Angel, my Love. I do not sleep.”

Embarrassing!

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