Dylan BarnesThe Heritage AmericansAmericans want you to believe they are a quarter Irish, or Italian, or whatever they think makes themselves more interesting. These kinds…Apr 20, 2019Apr 20, 2019
Dylan BarnesThe Casual Sports FanThe casual sports fan is very confident in his or her opinions. As confident as a teenager who just lost their virginity is about sex. Or…Apr 11, 2019Apr 11, 2019
Dylan BarnesThe Time Travel Story We DeserveDouble Teaming Your Girlfriend With Your Future SelfMar 21, 2019Mar 21, 2019
Dylan BarnesNobody Knows What aTeenager Looks LikeNobody knows what a teenager looks like. 30 year olds actors are playing high schoolers, and real life middle schoolers are dressing like…Mar 1, 2019Mar 1, 2019
Dylan BarnesThe Benefits of the ApocalpyseThe end of the world, for most of us anyways, would be a tragic event. Our blood not immune, our bunker not deep enough. We all are not…Feb 1, 2019Feb 1, 2019